saffronburke: I did a show once with a female comedian. She got on stage and the first thing that happened is some idiot in the front yells, ‘TAKE IT OFF!’ If you’re a dude, never yell, ‘Take it off’. Unless a woman has placed a tarantula or

saffronburke: I did a show once with a female comedian. She got on stage and the first thing that happened is some idiot in the front yells, ‘TAKE IT OFF!’ If you’re a dude, never yell, ‘Take it off’. Unless a woman has placed a tarantula or

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